God punished me today for being a smart a** to the sister missionaries.
I saw two sister missionaries today crossing the street in Orem. I slowed down to wave them across. I rolled down my window and said with a smile on my face "You know, it's not true." They just turned their heads and walked off.
I drove off with this grin on my face. I reached down to grab my coffee and that damn plastic lid came loose and poured coffee on my shirt and crotch. Damn it!
(Sorry, I know I shouldn't be laughing at other people's misfortune, but I assume it was intended as a humorous story... :D)
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Two sister missionaries were riding their bikes down an old european road. One says to the other, "I don't think I've come this way before".
To which the other replies, "I know, I think its the cobblestones."
Hehe!!!
I love that one!!!
Thanks, murphymaphia. :D
Isn't there a joke about nuns and riding a bike with a missing bike seat? :)
How does that one go? I don't think I've heard it...
The joke is something to the effect of a group of nuns on bikes and the last nun is huffing and puffing and making a lot of noise while they ride. The head nun yells out something like "keep it down or we'll put the bike seat back on!"
:)
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