Monday, June 21, 2010
I love to joke around. I've got the perfect joke for just this occasion. It's an oldie, so stop Me if you've heard it:
Way back when Jesus and I were creating the world, I turned to Him and said "Hey Jesus, let's create a really gorgeous mountainous region, with lakes and rivers full of fish, beautiful canyons, waterfalls, valleys, and peaks..."
Then Jesus said "But Dad, that'll never fly! Everyone will want to live there, and it will get so crowded, it will suck!"
Then I said "I'm one step ahead of You Jesus, My boy! Why do You think I created Mormons?"
I'm just kidding, of course! The Mormons are My chosen people these days, so that's why I love having a little fun with them!
Now this whole idea of leaving the only true church is so completely nuts that I couldn't help but be fascinated when I noticed that some of My children were organizing a whole conference just for people whom I was planning on sending to outer darkness. Being omniscient and all, of course I knew it was going to happen. But that didn't make it any less entertaining to watch! More ->