Wednesday, June 27, 2007

More whale naughty bits!!!

Ever since I posted about the birds and the bees and the whales I've gotten a whole bunch of search queries by people looking for pictures of whale genitals.

Why? I have no idea.

Some bloggers get annoyed when their blogs attract search queries that look like they may be from weirdos. But I'm not like that. Whenever I get those weirdo queries, I like to see it as just more free data for my inner anthropologist. Plus only cool people read my blog, so I'm willing to give these people the benefit of the doubt!

If they're looking for such an image, I'm sure they have some legitimate scientific and/or whale fetish purpose for wanting to see whales getting it on.

So without further ado, here's the picture you're looking for:

a whale of a big zizi

(I've linked to the image instead of inlining it to protect those with more delicate sensibilities.)

See that big pointy white thing in the picture? Yes, that is what you think it is.

(I bet you thought I was going to link to some entirely different picture just to be funny. Nah, the real thing is funny enough.)

Poor whale!!! He probably had no idea that he was going to become a porn star!!!

Actually it's possible that this may be the largest penis ever filmed in a sex scene. According to the documentary the testicles alone weigh more than a full ton!!! Mere human porn stars -- eat your hearts out!!! ;-)


JulieAnn said...

I'm not sure what disturbs me more: the fact that you actually put a picture of a whale weenie up, or the fact that I kinda liked it.

The latter. Yeah, definitely the latter....

Sister Mary Lisa said...

I knew I liked you, Chanson, but now I know exactly why.

Ha. Heh heh.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey JulieAnn!!!

It's weirdly intriguiging, isn't it? ;-)

Thanks Sister Mary Lisa!!!

beatdad said...

Maybe this comment will put me in the weirdo category but oh well.

I thought mine was big. (maybe just typically male?)

Thanks for disillusioning

Anonymous said...

what's more, whales mate in threesomes. One guy has to hold the female up in place while the other penetrates her. Think of reciprocal forces involved in thrusting in the open water.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Wayne!!!

I doubt you're in the same league with this guy... ;^)

Hey Todd O.!!!

Wow, I had no idea!! By posting about whale sex, I can find out all sorts of kinky factoids. ;^)

They didn't do a threesome in the sex scene in the documentary (actually one male fought off another male before beginning), but maybe it's a different species of whale that does that.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. I think it was gray whales in the doc I was watching. I had understood that most whales do the 3some, but I ain't no marine biologist.

FYI, many dolphin males form lifelong bonds with other dolphin males with whom they have sex, except on those rare occasions when it's time to mate and make a baby with a girl dolphin. After mating, they go right back to their f*ck buddy. Sometimes when one of the male-male couples dies, another couple will accept the widower into their relationship and form a threesome. Awwww.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Todd!!!

The whale in the picture is not a Gray Whale. I'm pretty sure he's a Southern Right Whale, so maybe they have different customs.

Anonymous said...

"customs". *snicker*

by the way, you're use of the French child-argot "zizi" made my laugh out loud. God I miss France. :(

Anonymous said...

Had a Whale of a time, I expect!

Sister Mary Lisa said...

"Zizi" made me laugh out loud too.

C. L. Hanson said...

Zizi is a real word!!! :D