Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Everybody loves to talk about Mormon sexuality!!!

Or maybe it's just me... ;^)

As I showed in my earlier search query advice post, a lot of people come to this blog for discussion of Mormonism and sex. While I'm at it, here are some more I've gotten recently:

Q: lds blog male sexuality :Q: coming of age in mormonism :Q: mormon nudist beach :Q: sex at byu :Q: lds lust :Q: naked mormon girls :Q: mormon girls are easy :Q: amish or mormon naked girls :Q: naughty mormon stories :Q: exmormon sex :Q: ex lds porn :Q: mormon religion and virginity :Q: can lds sunbathe topless? :Q: mormon erotica :Q: the church of jesus christ bickertonite homosexuality :Q: bad mormon girls :Q: naughty mormon women free nude pics :Q: sexy atheist :Q: atheism vs. spiritual marriages :Q: how a girl should arouse a mans sexual desire :Q: feeling aroused when presented with certain sexual cues is an involuntary biological response [someone was apparently looking for this post] :Q: horny mormon girl :Q: getting excited at thought of sex :Q: lds horny sex mormon :Q: naughty byu girls :Q: byu sex stories :Q: confessions of a byu student :Q: sex at byu library :Q: 'handicap bathroom' - college student sex story :Q: byu library sex exmo [These last few are referring to this story] :Q: enjoying polygamy erotic story [I think the book you're looking for is Brother Brigham] :Q: book sex scenes to read online [here] :Q: object lessons on sexual purity [here] :Q: mormon fundamentalist wife sex :Q: naughty mormon girls :Q

So let's just say it looks like there's some interest in the topic. Naturally I was thrilled when some Mormons started up a new blog about Mormon Sexuality (The Visitors' Center) and asked me to contribute to it!!!

For my first post there, I've written about Mormons' favorite erotic guilty pleasures: porn and Stephenie Meyer's Twilight. Here's the post: Unrealistic Expectations?

Enjoy!!! :D


Anonymous said...

LOL! The humor from incoming searches almost makes me want to start a blag.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey MXRacer652!!!

It's true -- blogging is worth it for this alone... ;^)

AnnM said...

Those crazy liberal Mormons! Starting a blog about sex. What will they think of next?

Anonymous said...

My sister is Mormon, and her and my brother-in-law have sex all the time, in every room of the house, in every position, with every toy. Maybe they aren't really Mormon. Hadn't thought of that. Better check their church records.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Sam-I-Am!!!

Well, you know sex is a pretty popular topic on the Bloggernacle. I'm not surprised this subject finally got its own specialized group blog. :D

Hey Sterkworks!!!

No, it's just the opposite -- this shows Mormons really do like sex. So there's no need to double-check their membership records over it. :D

C. L. Hanson said...

Speaking of sexuality, I forgot to mention that the second feminist carnival of sexual freedom and autonomy is up -- lots of fascinating ideas about the overlap between feminism and sex!!! :D

Anonymous said...

So. Apropos of nothing at all: I am so all for Mormons having sex.


C, your Sexual Purity chapter caught me last night and made me forgo doing what I was supposed to be doing (making money). Made me relive the pain of Youth Conference all over again. :le sigh:

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey MoJo!!!

lol, I'm totally in favor of that too!!!

Glad to hear my story brought back memories!!! :D

The Sinister Porpoise said...

Yes, but according to Google searches for Hinckley in Utah outweighed searches for "oral sex."

You can have fun with and find out all kinds of fun information like this

Anonymous said...

I never knew that Mormons are so sexy. Have I missed anything good?

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Sinsiter Porpoise!!!

That google trends thing is pretty fun. Still, a high number of queries for Hinkley doesn't mean much. I google him sometimes myself just to make sure I'm spelling his name right...

Hey Chaplain!!!

The thing is that the more you suppress a natural human desire, the more it squishes out in all sorts of fascinating ways... ;^)

Anonymous said...

C said: squishes out



Are you a regular on LDSTalk message board?

Paul Sunstone said...

"The thing is that the more you suppress a natural human desire, the more it squishes out in all sorts of fascinating ways... ;^"

One of my friends and confidants in high school was Mormon. He refused to have intercourse before marriage -- but, lordy, did he ever develop a fetish for playing with breasts! I once listened to him wax poetic for above 45 minutes on the breasts of the girls he'd dated -- and during all that time, he didn't repeat himself.

Anonymous said...

Mojo asked: "thechaplain, Are you a regular on LDSTalk message board?"

No. I've never had any association with the LDS. I'm still in recovery from a lifetime wasted in evangelical Christianity. I came across Chanson's blog through a mutual friend in the atheosphere.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey MoJo!!!

So help me, that was the most helpfully illustrative metaphor I could come up with. ;^)

Hey Paul!!!

lol, that's exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about...

Anonymous said...

thechaplain said: a lifetime wasted in evangelical Christianity

My condolences. I was the only Mormon stuck in a Southern Baptist private school from 4th grade to graduation.

The Baptists gave me my testimony of the church, cause...once you try to pass off trinitarianism, everything in LDS mythos pales by comparison. :grin:

Anonymous said...

the only Mormon stuck in a Southern Baptist private school from 4th grade to graduation.

My condolences and respect. I can only imagine what you endured in that setting.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm one of the weirdos. Someone told me about your post on sex on the first date and I wanted to read it, so I typed in "mormon sex lady carol hansen." Sorry ;)

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey MissCherryPie!!!

That's nothing to be sorry about!!! As I said before, I like the amusing search queries, and if people find my blog that way, then fab!! :D

AnnM said...

Chanson, if you ever come to DC I'm going to introduce you to my friends as "that legendary woman who had sex in the BYU library."

But then I imagine that must be how all BYU alumni exmo's introduce you.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Sam-I-Am!!!

Well that's my claim to fame!!! :D If it bothered me that people think of me as "the one who had sex in the library at BYU," then I wouldn't keep bringing it up... ;^)