Ever since I posted about the birds and the bees and the whales I've gotten a whole bunch of search queries by people looking for pictures of whale genitals.
Why? I have no idea.
Some bloggers get annoyed when their blogs attract search queries that look like they may be from weirdos. But I'm not like that. Whenever I get those weirdo queries, I like to see it as just more free data for my inner anthropologist. Plus only cool people read my blog, so I'm willing to give these people the benefit of the doubt!
If they're looking for such an image, I'm sure they have some legitimate scientific and/or whale fetish purpose for wanting to see whales getting it on.
So without further ado, here's the picture you're looking for:
a whale of a big zizi
(I've linked to the image instead of inlining it to protect those with more delicate sensibilities.)
See that big pointy white thing in the picture? Yes, that is what you think it is.
(I bet you thought I was going to link to some entirely different picture just to be funny. Nah, the real thing is funny enough.)
Poor whale!!! He probably had no idea that he was going to become a porn star!!!
Actually it's possible that this may be the largest penis ever filmed in a sex scene. According to the documentary the testicles alone weigh more than a full ton!!! Mere human porn stars -- eat your hearts out!!! ;-)