I was just playing with this silly anagram server, and that was the best one it came up with for my blog-name "Carol Lynn Hanson" (which is not exactly the same as my real name, as I explained here).
The anagram site claims "All the life's wisdom can be found in anagrams. Anagrams never lie," but I'm a little skeptical. I think they're trying to sell me something...
Of course it also came up with "Cannons All Horny."
Not too bad. It's probably wise, profound, and true if only I can figure out the correct interpretation. ;^)