Sunday, February 25, 2007

Nice, friendly naked people...

Okay, one more post about funny search queries that have led people to my blog (such as the title of this post).

My earlier post may have given you the idea that every morning I'm sitting at my computer -- coffee mug in hand -- reading the logs of my blog's statcounter and chuckling over all of the hilarious search queries.

That impression would be absolutely correct.

If you found this blog through a search engine, you may rest assured that I will read your query search terms. And if they're funny, I'll have a good laugh about it!!! (But remember, I'm laughing with you, not at you. No, really!!!)

This blog attracts the most hilarious queries!!! Unfortunately, I can't give you too many examples since I don't normally save them. I was just saving the sex/nudity related ones for anthropological research, but I've stopped doing even that since it's too time-consuming.

I've saved a few, though. One confusing one I got recently was this: "how to talk to my father about the birds and the bees."

I read that one and thought: "Wait a minute -- you don't talk to your parents about the birds and the bees, you talk to your kids about that." Then I thought maybe the search query was actually typed by a kid. That made it even more confusing since I was thinking "Why do you need to ask your parents about sex if you know how to use google?"

Oh, well. Hopefully my birds and bees and whales post was helpful to this person... ;-)

But I think my all-time favorite was when someone came in on a search for "nice, friendly naked people."

Because I cover a lot of topics on this blog (living in France, literature, feminism/sexuality/politics, parenting, cultural Mormon community, Mormonism in general, my family, my fond memories, etc.), but when it comes right down to it, that's what this blog is really all about: nice, friendly naked people. ;-)


Hellmut said...

I came from FLAK and didn't have any idea that there was nakedness on this blog. Just making sure . . .

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Hellmut!!!

You didn't know there be nekkidness here??? Boy were you not paying attention... ;-)

Hellmut said...

Yes, I have to admit that I didn't pay enough attention. I promise to be better.

C. L. Hanson said...

Cool!!! :D

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad Freddddy didn't come back for another round. :-)

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Wry Catcher!!!

I don't know -- I almost think it would be funny if Fredddy came back to tell us again how stupid blogging is. ;-)

Anonymous said...

If you google donna rice naked pictures - you can find my myspace page ;-)

bonus points if you remember me from rfm since I ahvent used that name there in several years.


C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Anonymous!!!

I tried googling it, but didn't get any myspace pages on the first couple of pages of results -- can you give me a hint? ;-)