Thursday, February 22, 2007

So, who wants to see some sexy topless nude beach sunbathing photos?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I've really got to stop doing that. But I can't stop because it's just too funny!!! ;-)

But I have to be honest here -- I found it at once hilarious and fascinating that my topless on the beach post attracted so many search queries from so many places around the world. I'd posted stuff about sex before, so I expected to get a few blogsearch click-throughs for it. But it really took me by surprise to see how many more searches this one attracted than any others, including posts that contained potentially harder-core key words.

The funny thing is that I feel like on some level I've found some worldwide cross-cultural common ground. I know you're thinking "Chanson, that's horrible that the one time you find some common ground among all of the nations of the world it's the discovery that guys everywhere want to look at pictures of ladies' boobies!!!" But really it's more than just that. It's pretty clear that some of these people were looking for pictures of naked men. ;-)

Plus the sneaky thing is that I didn't even post any naked pictures!!! (Well, except those silly cartoons.)

Haha, I'm such a tease!!! I was directing all of these naughty people to some discussions of feminist topics such as the above post and my other posts about feminism & sexuality.

So without further ado, I'll answer my question: "Who wants to see some sexy topless nude beach sunbathing photos?"

Idaho, Boise, United States: topless european beach
Texas, Houston, United States: photos of topless beach goers
Texas, Georgetown, United States: beach nudes
Massachusetts, Woburn, United States: "my blog" "on the beach" photo sun bathing
Bulgaria: Nude Beach mens
Virginia, Reston, United States: canadian female topless
North Carolina, Charlotte, United States: topless beach photos
South Wales, Sydney, Australia: naughty naked adventures site
England, Manchester, United Kingdom: topless british beaches
New Jersey, Willingboro, United States: first time at nude beach
India: topless french tourists
Louisiana, New Orleans, United States: GOING TOPLESS STORIES
Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, United States: blog nude beach new jersey
England, London, United Kingdom: topless bathers
New Mexico, Albuquerque, United States: nude beach
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States: estonia topless
Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, United States: topless bathers
New York, Clifton Park, United States: first time on beach topless
Colorado, Colorado Springs, United States: bikini beach topless vacation
Spain: WOMEN IN TOP LESS IN THE BEACH
California, Vacaville, United States: artful nudes
Connecticut, Bridgeport, United States: marseille nude beach
Noord-holland, Amsterdam, Netherlands: nude beaches stories
United Kingdom: nude beach
Ohio, Columbus, United States: naked female programmers
British Columbia, Vancouver, Canada: topless parents vacation
England, London, United Kingdom: beaches were women can go topless with pictures of them
Emilia-romagna, Bologna, Italy: my first time topless beach
Namibia: PHOTOS OF FRENCH BEACHES
Virginia, Herndon, United States: topless women, beaches
Utah, Tooele, United States: mormon nudes
Italy: nude beach in italy
Illinois, Wood Dale, United States: NUDE PHOTO BLOGSPOT
Ile-de-france, Paris, France: topless french beach
Massachusetts, Newburyport, United States: french breasts on beach
Queensland, Brisbane, Australia: topless students
Western Australia, Perth, Australia: gorgeous female bodies nude on the beach
Ile-de-france, Paris, France: english girls sunbathing topless
Ile-de-france, Paris, France: gay beaches aquitaine pictures
Ohio, Cincinnati, United States: photo beaches topless
England, London, United Kingdom: beach topless women
Tamil Nadu, Chennai, India: complete nude beaches
Australia: topless beach goers
New York, New York, United States: mormon nudes
Italy: top bikini beach topless bare breasts
Georgia, Valdosta, United States: nude beach pics real deal
Missouri, St. Louis, United States: going topless beach story
United States: lets go to europe to nude beachs
Antwerpen, Antwerp, Belgium: first time topless
Al Qahirah, Cairo, Egypt: pictures for topless beaches
Texas, Dallas, United States: nude beach stories
Arizona, Phoenix, United States: nude bar
California, San Francisco, United States: estonia beaches topless
North Carolina, Hillsborough, United States: bikini nude beaches
California, Costa Mesa, United States: beach pictures france TOPLESS
Indiana, Indianapolis, United States: cute naked men
Arizona, Tempe, United States: gay nude sunbathing AZ
Florida, Tallahassee, United States: french nude beaches
England, Stockport, United Kingdom: gone topless
Massachusetts, Chestnut Hill, United States: new jersey nude beach story
Italy: european vacation red bikini topless
South Carolina, Anderson, United States: beach nudity
Queensland, Brisbane, Australia: shy to go topless stories
New Jersey, Mt. Laurel, United States: no swimsuit beach goers
Bayern, Munich, Germany: topless beach blogspot
California, Chatsworth, United States: topless beaches
Ontario, Burlington, Canada: nude beach women
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland: topless beach shy
New Jersey, Hawthorne, United States: "going to the nude beach" "first time"
Ohio, Cincinnati, United States: NUDE BEACH WEAR
Michigan, Rockford, United States: my nude vacation pictures
New York, Brooklyn, United States: topless latvian
Midi-pyrenees, Toulouse, France: first time topless beach
Pennsylvania, Coraopolis, United States: nude bar
Saudi Arabia: bikini top less
Wisconsin, Sun Prairie, United States: bikini vacation
England, London, United Kingdom: swiss beach topless
France: Beach Topless
New South Wales, Sydney, Australia: clevage topless
Pennsylvania, Halifax, United States: topless beaches
Manitoba, Brandon, Canada: nude fun french beach
Virginia, Centreville, United States: nude beach topless
United States: topless france beach
England, Nottingham, United Kingdom: topless first time
New Hampshire, Jaffrey, United States: topless women on beach
British Columbia, Vancouver, Canada: nude beaches france
Pennsylvania, York, United States: topless beach first time
New York, Bronx, United States: topless beaches pictures
United Kingdom: see me topless
United Kingdom: nude beach experiences
Arizona, Phoenix, United States: az nudes
California, Rancho Cucamonga, United States: Tasteful Nudes having sex
England, Portsmouth, United Kingdom: caught topless at the beach
Etela-suomen Laani, Loviisa, Finland: marseille nude beach
New South Wales, Sydney, Australia: clevage topless
Alberta, Calgary, Canada: topless German beach
Wisconsin, Milwaukee, United States: first topless vacation
California, West Hollywood, United States: "point dume" nude
Illinois, Wood Dale, United States: topless beach pictures blogspot
England, London, United Kingdom: artful nudes beach
Karnataka, Bangalore, India: men and women nude on beach
Ohio, Troy, United States: naked people
Michigan, Troy, United States: topless swimming beach
Poland: nude beach women
Rheinland-pfalz, Bitburg, Germany: mormons having sex
England, London, United Kingdom: topless france sunbathing
Washington, Seattle, United States: going to a topless beach
Nordrhein-westfalen, Leverkusen, Germany: topless beach
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States: topless beaches of europe
England, London, United Kingdom: beach men blogspot
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States: i love nude beaches
Khania, Souda, Greece: nude beach stories
Washington, Seattle, United States: artful nudes
California, Irvine, United States: topless beach
Jiangsu, Jiangsu, China: nude beach
Wilayah Persekutuan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: topless beach goers
Lombardia, Milano, Italy: south france topless love beach
India: naked beaches
Maryland, Silver Spring, United States: middle aged women topless at beach
South Africa: nude running on the beach with surfboard
Lazio, Rome, Italy: topless first time
Bahrain: Nude Beach
Florida, Orlando, United States: topless first time
Iowa, Clinton, United States: stories of girls going topless for the first time
Massachusetts, Fall River, United States: nude beaches
New York, New York, United States: no-clothes beach
United Kingdom: vacation shots topless
Germany: Latvia beach foto nude
Ontario, Burlington, Canada: Mediterranean nude beaches pictures
Illinois, Chicago, United States: topless women on the beach
New Jersey, Mt. Laurel, United States: nude beach guys
Ontario, Ottawa, Canada: beach-nude blogspot
Pennsylvania, West Chester, United States: topless first time beach
Bretagne, Rennes, France: beach topless
California, Woodland Hills, United States: nude beach
England, London, United Kingdom: just topless on the beach
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany: topless europe
Utah, Sandy, United States: do mormon women go topless
New Jersey, Randolph, United States: artful nudes
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: native woman in africa topless
New York, Bronx, United States: going topless first time
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: sexy beach topless europe
New Jersey, Mt. Laurel, United States: first topless beach vacation
Zuid-holland, The Hague, Netherlands: beach sunbathing topless naked
New York, Brooklyn, United States: nude beach
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: topless beaches Switzerland
Pennsylvania, Downingtown, United States: new jersey nude beach picture
Maine, Bar Harbor, United States: going on a topless beach for the first time
Noord-holland, Alkmaar, Netherlands: topless on the beach
Minnesota, Rochester, United States: nude photo of myself
Czech Republic: nude beaches france
California, San Francisco, United States: topless beach
Manitoba, Winkler, Canada: WILLING WOMEN GO TOPLESS
Singapore, Queenstown, Singapore: nude beach pictures
Madrid, Madrid, Spain: nude
Timis, Timisoara, Romania: nude beach pictures
Noord-holland, Amsterdam, Netherlands: beach topless
Maryland, Silver Spring, United States: nude beach
Saudi Arabia: nude beaches
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: nude beach
Texas, Pt. Neches, United States: NUDE BEACH
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: nude beach
Scotland, Glasgow, United Kingdom: CLEVAGE
Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, United States: nude photo blogs
Lombardia, Cremona, Italy: TOPLESS BEACH
New Jersey, Thorofare, United States: nude beach
Germany: nude beach
California, Cupertino, United States: nude beach
Wilayah Persekutuan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: nude beach picture
Texas, Pt. Neches, United States: french nude beaches
Massachusetts, North Chelmsford, United States: nude beach
Italy: topless beach
Wisconsin, Milwaukee, United States: nude beach
Italy: topless at the beach
Wilayah Persekutuan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: nude blog
Argentina: nude beach
North Carolina, Fuquay Varina, United States: sunbathing topless
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: nude beaches
Florida, Lake City, United States: clevage
Ontario, Ottawa, Canada: nude beach
Illinois, Springfield, United States: beach sexy france
New York, New York, United States: topless men
New Jersey, Mt. Laurel, United States: topless beach stories
Maale, Male, Maldives: naked beaches
Massachusetts, Plymouth, United States: topless beach stories&
New Jersey, Bayville, United States: nude beaches nj
New York, New York, United States: nude sunbathing mom son
North Carolina, Raleigh, United States: topless european beach pictures
Victoria, Ballarat, Australia: mens bathers france
Victoria, Melbourne, Australia: topless bathers
United Kingdom: topless beach stories
England, London, United Kingdom: french nude beach
Bashkortostan, Ufa, Russian Federation: sand beach naked
Baden-wurttemberg, Freiburg Im Breisgau, Germany: MET nude beach
New Jersey, Mt. Laurel, United States: nude beach topless
Washington, Spokane, United States: french nude beaches
England, London, United Kingdom: french beach topless women photo
New South Wales, Tamworth, Australia: topless river seine
Victoria, Melbourne, Australia: topless bathers
New South Wales, Sydney, Australia: topless beach germany
Cote D'ivoire: nude beach
Baden-wurttemberg, Stuttgart, Germany: topless beach
England, Nottingham, United Kingdom: topless native women
Cork, Cork, Ireland: my first time topless on a beach
California, Berkeley, United States: blogspot and nude
Mauritius: artful erotic nude photos
New Jersey, Livingston, United States: "my bikini" "in africa" me
Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, United States: topless beaches
New York, Clifton Park, United States: FIRST TIME TOPLESS
Pennsylvania, York, United States: topless beach first time
Oost-vlaanderen, Gent, Belgium: nude beach family
Washington, Gig Harbor, United States: topless beach germany
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland: stories of topless beaches
United Arab Emirates: nude blog
Slovakia: nudity blogspot
United Kingdom: my husband took these photos of me sunbathing naked
New York, Bronx, United States: nude beach nj
Pennsylvania, Allentown, United States: women who like to go topless
Canada: topless beach
United States: naked on beach in front of husband
India: topless tourists in american beaches
Philippines: nude site:blogspot.com
England, London, United Kingdom: topless france
Florida, Tampa, United States: stories "nude beach"
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: topless sunbathe
New South Wales, Sydney, Australia: nudie pics of men and women
Maryland, Baltimore, United States: france sunbathing topless women photos
Oregon, Portland, United States: sunbathe topless
Michigan, Grand Rapids, United States: nude beach
Antwerpen, Antwerp, Belgium: topless beach france
Ontario, Ottawa, Canada: nude beach photo
Washington, Bellingham, United States: bikini topless beach
Gauteng, Johannesburg, South Africa: nude beach
Central, Colombo, Sri Lanka: nude beach
Canada: NUdity in front of
ParanĂ¡, Curitiba, Brazil: nude
Minnesota, St. Paul, United States: nude beach
Tamil Nadu, Chennai, India: nude on beach
Piemonte, Torino, Italy: topless beach
Ohio, Cincinnati, United States: clevage
Indonesia: nude beach
Wilayah Persekutuan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: woman sunbathing
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: topless sunbathing
Karnataka, Bangalore, India: topless beach photos
Alberta, Calgary, Canada: topless beaches
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: topless sunbathing
Michigan, Detroit, United States: nude beach
Budapest, Budapest, Hungary: nude beach
Greece: sunbathe topless
Texas, Midland, United States: nude beach
Singapore, Singapore, Singapore: nude beach naked
New York, Brooklyn, United States: nude beaches
Leningradskaya Oblast', Vyborg, Russian Federation: beach nude
South Africa: nude beach
California, Chico, United States: nude beaches
New York, Rosedale, United States: nude beach
Minnesota, Minneapolis, United States: nude beach
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland: german sunbathing
Idaho, Boise, United States: beach topless
United States: nude beach
Texas, Dallas, United States: nude beach
New Jersey, Princeton, United States: skinny dipping holes in arizona
Noord-holland, Amsterdam, Netherlands: topless
Virginia, Herndon, United States: nude beaches
United States: nude beach
England, London, United Kingdom: topless sunbathing experiences
Tennessee, Jackson, United States: nude
Singapore, Singapore, Singapore: nude
Michigan, Grosse Ile, United States: topless
Delhi, New Delhi, India: nude
Ohio, Cleveland, United States: nude
California, Elk Grove, United States: nude
Thailand: nude
Karnataka, Bangalore, India: nude
Turkey: nude
Indonesia: nude
Tamil Nadu, Chennai, India: nude
Virginia, Herndon, United States: nude
Ohio, Akron, United States: nude
Philippines: nude
Singapore: nude
Western Australia, Perth, Australia: bikini photo
Wilayah Persekutuan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: nude
New Zealand: nude
India: nude
United Arab Emirates: nude
Australia: nude
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: nude
Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates: nude
Alabama, Birmingham, United States: nude
Tamil Nadu, Chennai, India: nude
Pennsylvania, Erie, United States: nude
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: nude
Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong: nude
Wisconsin, Milwaukee, United States: topless on the beach
United States: nude erotica
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: nude beach
England, London, United Kingdom: nude
New York, Wellsville, United States: nude
Shandong, Shandong, China: nude
United Arab Emirates: sexy photo blogs
Stockholm, Stockholm, Sweden: topless sunbathing
Ad Dawhah, Doha, Qatar: nude
Karnataka, Bangalore, India: nude
North Carolina, Chapel Hill: nude
New Jersey, Mt. Laurel, United States: nude
Missouri, Springfield, United States: nude
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: nude
Wisconsin, Madison, United States: nude
Krung Thep Mahanakhon, Bangkok, Thailand: nude
Georgia, Columbus, United States: nude
Georgia, Athens, United States: nude
India: beach nude pic
New Jersey, Jersey City, United States: nude
India: nude
Lombardia, Como, Italy: topless
Massachusetts, Natick: erotic writings
Italy: topless vacation
England, London, United Kingdom: topless beach site
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: nude beaches
Connecticut, Manchester, United States: nude
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: nude beach
New York, Brooklyn, United States: NUDE PICTURE
Wilayah Persekutuan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: naked in bar
British Columbia, Nanaimo, Canada: CLEVAGE
New Jersey, New Egypt, United States: nude beaches
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: nude
Jawa Timur (djawa Timur), Surabaya, Indonesia: nude
England, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom: sexy marseilles beaches
Illinois, Elmhurst, United States: nude beaches
Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv, Israel: erotic nude art pic
New York, Astoria, United States: nude beach
Louisiana, New Orleans, United States: nude beaches
Scotland, Glasgow, United Kingdom: letters erotica
Wisconsin, Madison, United States: nude beaches
California, San Jose, United States: nude beach
Provence-alpes-cote D'azur, Marseille, France: men's nude
Washington, Gig Harbor, United States: dressing provocatively
New Jersey, Livingston, United States: topless expat me
New Jersey, Livingston, United States: nude site
California, Pine Grove, United States: Beach topless
New South Wales, Sydney, Australia: nude beaches
Lazio, Rome, Italy: topless
Nebraska, Lincoln, United States: nude beach
England, London, United Kingdom: nude beach
Oklahoma, Tulsa, United States: topless bikini bottom
Nordrhein-westfalen, Dortmund, Germany: NUDE BEACHES
Virginia, Martinsville, United States: beach nude
Michigan, Troy, United States: nude beach photos
Nord-pas-de-calais, Lille, France: men nude beach
New Jersey, Edison, United States: sexy beaches
California, Azusa, United States: nude beach
United Kingdom: topless first beach
Ile-de-france, Paris, France: nude beach
Colorado, Denver, United States: topless beaches
'amman, Amman, Jordan: nude beach pictures
Indonesia: beach nude photo
Ohio, Cleveland, United States: nude beach
Czech Republic: topless beach
Ohio, Cleveland, United States: nude beach
Washington, Seattle, United States: nude photo
Idaho, Boise, United States: female clevage
Massachusetts, Boston, United States: nude beach gay blogspot
Italy: topless
Quebec, Montreal, Canada: men topless
Maine, Yarmouth, United States: topless beaches
New Jersey, Bayonne, United States: topless
Ohio, Cleveland, United States: nude beach photos
California, Tehachapi, United States: nude beach photos
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: nude beach
Hessen, Ruesselsheim, Germany: topless
Antwerpen, Antwerp, Belgium: beach topless
Italy: my nude
Italy: photo sexy beach
Nebraska, Omaha, United States: nude beaches
California, Tujunga, United States: point dume nude beach
California, Riverside, United States: nude beach
United States: nude beaches
Oregon, Portland, United States: nude beach
Oklahoma, Tulsa, United States: topless bikini
Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates: beach topless
British Columbia, Victoria, Canada: nude beach photo
California, Los Angeles, United States: topless point dume
Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates: nude beach
Gujarat, Surat, India: nude photo
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States: nude beaches
England, London, United Kingdom: beach nude picture
Delhi, New Delhi, India: topless beaches
England, London, United Kingdom: naturist beaches in france
Egypt: nude photo
Sardegna, Sassari, Italy: beach topless
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States: nude beach pictures
Gujarat, Ahmedabad, India: Nude beach pictures
Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand: Topless bathers pictures
California, Rancho Cucamonga, United States: nude beach
Alabama, Mobile, United States: men gay beach
Illinois, Aledo, United States: nude beach
New Jersey, Teterboro, United States: sexy beach
Serbia And Montenegro: nude beach
Italy: nude beach
New York, New York, United States: nude beach expat
Minnesota, Rochester, United States: nude beach
British Columbia, Victoria, Canada: nude beach
Akershus, Jessheim, Norway: nude walks
Indiana, Lafayette, United States: nude beach
Mississippi, Starkville, United States: nude beach
Morocco: nude
Uttar Pradesh, Lucknow, India: women in nude beach
Oslo, Oslo, Norway: nude beach
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: nude beach
Leningradskaya Oblast', Vyborg, Russian Federation: topless beach
Wisconsin, Madison, United States: nude photo blog
Utah, Salt Lake City, United States: sexy photo
England, London, United Kingdom: woods nude
Lombardia, Cremona, Italy: TOPLESS BEACH
Greece: nude beach
United States: nude beach
Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey: beach topless pictures site
Ontario, Oakville, Canada: naked in cozumel
New York, Newburgh, United States: nude beaches
Idaho, Paul, United States: vacation topless "great time"
England, London, United Kingdom: brittany nude beaches
New Jersey, Bridgewater, United States: go topless
Spain: nude beach fun
New South Wales, Sydney, Australia: native topless
United Kingdom: erotic pictures
Maharashtra, Pune, India: topless bather
England, Stockport, United Kingdom: italy topless beach
United Arab Emirates: naked people
Maharashtra, Thane, India: nude sunbathing
Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan: aquitaine beach topless
Denmark: italy beach swimsuit topless
Ohio, Cincinnati, United States: SWISS NUDIST RESORTS
Ontario, Kitchener, Canada: sexy mormon women
Antwerpen, Antwerp, Belgium: TOPLESS BEACH GOERS
Australian Capital Territory, Canberra, Australia: guys bathers
Western Cape, Cape Town, South Africa: shy at topless beach stories
Kansas, Wichita, United States: first time nude beach
Oregon, Portland, United States: secluded topless beaches
Gauteng, Johannesburg, South Africa: topless bathers pics
Budapest, Budapest, Hungary: topless on the beach
England, Manchester, United Kingdom: friends bikini naked undressed beach people
Pennsylvania, West Chester, United States: going topless beach first time
United Kingdom: women sunbathing topless on the beach pics
Ohio, Chillicothe, United States: topless beaches switzerland
New York, New York, United States: we went to a topless beach
Northern Ireland, Belfast, United Kingdom: topless women on beach
Texas, Plano, United States: topless beach shy "first time"
Florida, Tarpon Springs, United States: foreign beaches nude vacation
Hawaii, Honolulu, United States: nude byu students pictures
New York, Great Neck, United States: nude leftist
Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates: girls with nude attitude in beaches
Michigan, Detroit, United States: european topless beaches
Nebraska, Norfolk, United States: naked beach goers
Gibraltar: first time beach topless
Australia: europe nude beach
Kyonggi-do, Seoul, Korea, Republic Of: U.S.Nude Beaches
Massachusetts, Boston, United States: where can women go topless
Colorado, Aurora, United States: topless beaches vacations
England, Manchester, United Kingdom: topless beach
New Jersey, Livingston, United States: i went to a nude beach
Wien, Vienna, Austria: france south topless beach
California, Oceanside, United States: went to a nude beach
Wisconsin, Milwaukee, United States: topless beach bathers
Kansas, Olathe, United States: vacation nude beach first time story
Georgia, Norcross, United States: woman sunbathing nude
Poland: french nude beach
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: gay nude beaches italy
California, San Francisco, United States: topless france
Toscana, Florence, Italy: bare breasts beach top bikini topless
California, Los Angeles, United States: NUDE FRENCH BEACHES
Texas, Plano, United States: topless at the beach
England, Nottingham, United Kingdom: men watching woman on topless beach
Virginia, Wise, United States: mormon topless
Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, United States: nude beaches
British Columbia, Surrey, Canada: topless beach pictures
Texas, San Antonio, United States: topless beach first time
South Carolina, Greenville, United States: german topless beaches
New Jersey, Clementon, United States: "topless beaches" italy
Canada: topless beach
Nebraska, Omaha, United States: orange beach naked
Gauteng, Johannesburg, South Africa: topless beach pics
Australian Capital Territory, Canberra, Australia: she went topless at the beach
Ha Noi, Hanoi, Viet Nam: a nude photo of myself
Colorado, Ft. Collins, United States: lets go topless
United States: skinny-dipping and nude sunbathing along the American River
New Zealand: rebecca loose beach nude photos
South Carolina, Sumter, United States: topless women on the beach
Georgia, Savannah, United States: topless beaches
California, La Quinta, United States: French topless bathers
British Columbia, Kelowna, Canada: Women on French Beaches
Michigan, Grand Rapids, United States: european nude beaches
Texas, Ft. Worth, United States: topless beaches
California, Long Beach, United States: photos of topless beaches europe
Ohio, Cincinnati, United States: naked people france
Coimbra, Coimbra, Portugal: brits topless
Arizona, Tucson, United States: topless seine
New York, Clifton Park, United States: topless beaches france
Ontario, Hamilton, Canada: topless beaches
Massachusetts, Boston, United States: first time topless beach
California, San Diego, United States: pretty nude beaches
Germany: topless beach
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: topless beach culture
Delhi, Delhi, India: Germany topless beach
Tasmania, Devonport, Australia: topless bathers
Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, United States: going topless at the beach
New York, Rego Park, United States: love nude beaches
New Jersey, Jersey City, United States: topless broad
British Columbia, Richmond, Canada: go naked beach photos
British Columbia, Surrey, Canada: partially nude photos taken on vacations with my wife
England, London, United Kingdom: camping france beach nude
Toscana, Florence, Italy: topless shy beach&hl
Florida, Englewood, United States: topless beach
New York, New Hyde Park, United States: going topless for husband
England, London, United Kingdom: first time topless
England, London, United Kingdom: nudist beaches s.w. france
New York, New York, United States: Go topless at the beach
Florida, Merritt Island, United States: topless beach stories
Manitoba, Brandon, Canada: nude beaches
Texas, Houston, United States: Orange Beach Topless
Switzerland: great topless bikini beach
Colorado, Colorado Springs, United States: see me topless
Texas, Texarkana, United States: nude ex-mormon
England, London, United Kingdom: topless english beach
Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand: topless on the beach
Ireland: nude beach france brittany
Idaho, Boise, United States: mormon nudes
Spain: blogspot beach nude
England, Manchester, United Kingdom: Mediterranean beach naked
Massachusetts, Boston, United States: first time on topless beach
New York, Rochester, United States: naked mormons
New York, Rochester, United States: europe sunbathe topless
New York, Bronx, United States: nude beaches
Florida, Inverness, United States: europe sunbathe topless
Iowa, Knoxville, United States: topless beach AND first time
Washington, Seattle, United States: french topless bathers
Nordrhein-westfalen, Dortmund, Germany: beach france nude
New Jersey, Denville, United States: european women sunbathe nude at beach
Ontario, Hamilton, Canada: nude beach fun
Portugal: topless at the beach
Bahamas: topless boats
New York, Bronx, United States: GAY NUDE HIKING BLOG
Germany: beach topless
Ile-de-france, Paris, France: beach women topless
Ontario, Toronto, Canada: naked beach bikini blogspot
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: topless stories beach
Washington, Snohomish, United States: europe beach topless
Nairobi Area, Nairobi, Kenya: Women topless dressing
California, Desert Hot Springs, United States: woman topless parade goers
New Jersey, Mt. Laurel, United States: Female topless cultures
Alberta, Edmonton, Canada: swiss naked people beach
Delhi, Delhi, India: topless females on beach
Ohio, Canton, United States: topless females on beaches
New York, Rochester, United States: first time topless beach
New Zealand: freckle face nudes
Maryland, Germantown, United States: topless surfing
Florida, Ft. Myers, United States: nudes, back view
India: Nude beaches
Hong Kong (sar), Hong Kong, Hong Kong: aquitaine beach nude
Ontario, Windsor, Canada: nude beaches thongs
Oklahoma, Tulsa, United States: italy topless beach pictures
Malta, Luqa, Malta: topless blogspot
Alabama, Birmingham, United States: nude people letters
England, London, United Kingdom: my first topless swim
Virginia, Richmond, United States: marseille beach topless
Qslo, Oslo, Norway: sunbathing nudes
Saskatchewan, Saskatoon, Canada: Nude Beaches
Nova Scotia, Halifax, Canada: real nude beach
New Jersey, Cherry Hill, United States: topless beach blog
Pennsylvania, Scranton, United States: first time topless beach
Nordrhein-westfalen, Dusseldorf, Germany: nude beach france aquitaine
Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates: female beach valley ball
Brazil: TOPLES IM THE BEACH
Norway: topless woman on beach
Massachusetts, Hull, United States: topless beaches of france photos
Toscana, Florence, Italy: beach vacation topless husband bare breasts top bikini
England, London, United Kingdom: female first beach topless
Maharashtra, Mumbai, India: topless females on the beach
United States: topless mormon
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland: topless beach fun
Grad Zagreb, Zagreb, Croatia: erotica picture
New York, Brooklyn, United States: nude beach goers
Ile-de-france, Paris, France: why the French women are topless with the beach
Texas, Houston, United States: pictures of German women culture for them going topless
South Africa: almost nude beaches
Georgia, Atlanta, United States: straight guys on nude beach
Saudi Arabia: nude beach blogspot
New York, Syracuse, United States: family nude beaches
Utah, Orem, United States: naked mormon men
New Jersey, Livingston, United States: europe beach topless
Georgia, Norcross, United States: nude beach story
New York, New Hyde Park, United States: going topless on the beach
Ontario, Brampton, Canada: topless beach vacation
New York, West Point, United States: topless beach culture europe
Zuid-holland, The Hague, Netherlands: vacation topless
Missouri, Kansas City, United States: nudist resort OR beach "being naked"
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States: Do women go topless on French beaches
Australia: European women commonly go topless on beaches
Wisconsin, La Crosse, United States: naked people letters

One of the funniest things is how many people want to see naked people in other countries. Also, it's interesting how many people are interested in stories of people's first time at the nude beach, especially if they're shy about it. That's kind of a cute erotic fantasy. I should write a story about that -- I'm sure I could come up with something good...

Also, I love the way the one from Boise, Idaho specifies female clevage. Don't you just hate it when you do a blog search on clevage and it turns up pictures of some guy's butt clevage? lol!!! Precision, people!!! ;-)

This isn't nearly all of them either. My stats program doesn't send me the complete logs, so I had to copy/paste all of these by hand, and I missed a lot of them. As devoted as I am to anthropology, I actually got bored of copying these after a while...

Now I'm certain that every single one of these people clicked on my blog in hopes of finding a sexy picture of me. (Yes, I'm just that sexy!!! No, really!!! ;-) )

Unfortunately I don't have all that many, but I didn't want to disappoint you all, so I dug through my files and found this picture of me at the pool:



See that bikini clad blonde with the fabulous tan up on the platform?

That's not me. I'm the pasty-white lady in the foreground holding a toddler...

27 comments:

Sideon said...

The search list made my eyes go cross-eyed. Who knew topless was such a big hit? :) I'm going to have to use the word on my blog! Somewhere!

Are we still doing that naked/artistic nude pic dare? (kidding!)

Hugs!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for interrupting my sin and distracting me long enough to not to look at something I would have regretted. I do respect women and don't think its right healthy to look at them as objects. I do not support the feminist movement although we are of equal importants we are not MADE the same and are better suited for different roles. You probly have little respect for my opinion due to how I stumbled across your page but this is the first time I was glad to run in to feminist because kept me from looking at the other sites I truly believe you have been used by God tonight keep it up.

T. Wanker said...

So did your ability to do math shrink when you put on the swimsuit?

Oh and for those who are disappointed -- get your topless bathing beauty pics here.

My stats have shown an incredible search fascination for Anne Hathaway of Princess Diary fame. Go figure.

c.l. -- you have me speechless, all I can think to say is "nice ass."

ripzip said...

New York, Rochester, United States: naked mormons

Bwahahahaha!!

wry catcher said...

Oh, rippy - there were several searches in there for naked mormons. (At least one of those has to be Fiddley Pete...)

Honestly. Naked mormons?? Oy vey.

JohnR said...

Hey...no pics, but this site looks familiar...oh hey, chanson! :P

I did see that my city of Irvine made it into the list.

My blogging partner, Miko, joined a Googlebomb effort to redirect Britney Spears crotch searches to our feminist blogs, and a month later, the bulk of our hits still come from those. It's a great way to inflate hits and to frustrate surfers, but not the best way to build a loyal following!

Besides, if you really want to titillate, you would upload an mp3 of you speaking French. Topless. :P

(This just occurred to me: French-speaking probably seems less exotic to someone who lives in a nation of French speakers.)

The Sinister Porpoise said...

Mormon nudes? Who'd search for THAT?

C. Hansen has discovered a secret long known by marketing, "sex sells."

But when I get searches for "porpoise sexuality" that *does* bother me.

Freddddy said...

Your book chapters were interesting, but I think the audiance you are targeting (10-14 year olds?) will find your illustrations fairly infantile.

After seeing your pic, it is also evident why you talk about sex so much... and having sex so much. It kind of goes back to the old joke about why fat girls are so good at giving blow jobs - they have to be. Your ramblings on having sex on the first date are beginning to add up to the age old situation - women that screw alot do it becuase the claim they love sex.. in reality, it's the only way they can spend any time with a man.

C.L. Hanson said...

Hey Sideon!!!

You might as well -- I think there was at least one on the list about topless men...

Hey Anonymous!!!

Did you read any of my posts before making this comment? If God has made my blog save you from sin, then truly the Lord works in mysterious ways... ;-)

Hey T. Wanker!!!

Well, I mostly had to focus on counting to two -- I'm a little paranoid about keeping track of my kids at the ocean...

Hey Ripzip and Wry Catcher!!!

I know!!! It always makes me laugh when I get these sorts of queries for Mormons and/or BYU students!!! :D

Hey JohnR!!!

Yeah, it's true most of the people who come in on these types of queries are one-time visitiors, but not all of them. Interestingly some end up reading a bunch of posts on different subjects...

I would love to try to post audio files sometime, but I'm not currently set up to do it.

Hey Sinister Porpoise!!!

Yeah, except that I'm not selling anything... I wouldn't worry about people searching for "porpoise sexuality." That's a legitimate Biology research topic, isn't it?

Hey Fredddy!!!

Thanks, glad to see I've hit enough of a nerve to finally have earned some really petty insults.

It's comments like these that make it clear why I need to be out here proudly standing up for positive female sexuality, even if it means taking the ususal slut/whore crap for it!!! Mwah!!!

Fredddy said...

Aw,

Dont be so proud of yourself. Its pretty obvious that by any definition (social, religious, geographic) you have been a whore since sometime in Jr. High.

Dont be shy. How old were you the first time you got laid? Not very Id guess.

C.L. Hanson said...

Hey Freddy!!!

I would be very happy to answer all of your questions and more. However, you have me at a bit of a disadvantage -- could you please post your comments with a link back to your regular blog instead of anonymously? Thanks. It's almost as if you don't want to get credit for these enlightened views you're expressing!!! ;-)

SAM-I-am said...

This was a great start to my Friday evening, Chanson. And your reply to Freddy was hysterical.

Thanks!

(Imagine how many hits you will get for this post!)

T. Wanker said...

OK, freddddy pissed me off. Idiots like him give guys a bad name. I know, I know, I'm falling into male sterotypes rushing into vanquish the woman, but frankly, freddddy, should be more aptly named fraidy, as in fraidy cat. Post like a man. I don't see you posting your picture or someplace to reply.

My experience is gentlemen (and I use that term loosely), who denigrate women are frustrated by their complete inability to access the fairer sex in any meaningful fashion. One thing I might note is that fraidy show some familiarity with this blog and have been reading for some time now -- clear back to the post on sex on the first date (probably looking for pointers and pissed off when it didn't work.)

fraidy also seems to being exhibiting some disturbing pedophilic tendencies with his 10-14 year old girls and his obsession with c.l.'s junior high years. Dr. Freud (and maybe the FBI) would be intrigued.

C.L. Hanson said...

Thanks Sam-I-Am!!!

I don't have to imagine. ;-)

Hey Wank -- I don't think Fredddy is a man. From the logs, it looks like "Fredddy" came in on a link from a feminist blog I've been posting to recently. I posted a link to the Sex on the first date post there just the other day, so I'm not surprised "Fredddy" read it.

T. Wanker said...

What -- men don't read feminist blogs?

But it all makes sense now, she doesn't like you because you don't hate men. I'm still worried about the attraction to middle school age girls though.

C.L. Hanson said...

Hey T. Wanker!!!

The blog in question definitely has male readers (that post with a consistent, fixed identity, not anonymously). I haven't done a search for a "fredddy."

If it's a woman (as I suspect), then I think the interest in my young teen adventures is just a question of trying to insult me. But if it's a guy, as you say it's a suggestion of a problem that's a bit more serious...

Pete Dunn said...

I'd hit it.

C.L. Hanson said...

Hey Pete!!!

Uh, hit what?

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C.L. Hanson said...

Um, thanks, I think...

I realize this is relevant to the discussion at hand, however there are so many sites of nude pics, and I don't want to get swamped with fly-bys looking to post free advertising here...

So from now on, anyone who wants to post a link from here to a porn site, your comment must also include a short essay (at least four complete sentences) on either the subject of "porn and femninsm" or "peanut butter or Vegemite: which is better?"

Starting now, if you post a link to a nude site without posting a few sentences on one of the two topics above, I'll assume you didn't really read this thread so I'll delete your comment as spam. ;-)

Jennifer said...

I searched Google Blog Search, the term "Fun at the Beach" and I got this. I didn't want naked or nude anything...

I am looking just because I am bored. I love this blog search option.

C.L. Hanson said...

Hey Jennifer!!!

True, it's fun to wander around random blogs and see what's out there!!! :D

Anonymous said...

Mothers holding babies are sexy. Rock on, woman and fellow atheist!

-MichaelDePaula.com

C. L. Hanson said...

Thanks MichaelDePaula!!!

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