Thursday, October 22, 2009

If only I wanted to worship one God, I'd totally be a Muslim

Or at least according to this chart (hat-tip Friendly Atheist):



Otherwise, I've chosen correctly. ;^)

12 comments:

SUNN(0)))ofaB.C.Rich said...

lol check out the comments to this flow chart thing from this other site... they're awful.... hahahah

SUNN(0)))ofaB.C.Rich said...

http://www.holytaco.com/flowchart-determine-what-religion-you-should-follow

oh yeah here's the link

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey SUNN(0)))ofaB.C.Rich!!!

Thanks for the correct link -- I should have had it in my original post.

You're right the comments funny! And maybe also a little scary...

Sabayon said...

I had no idea the main qualifications of being Muslim were not liking bacon all that much and loving hummus...but then I do think reincarnation would be neat and I own a black cat. This religion stuff is very confusing.

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Sabayon!!!

I know! Lucky thing they provided this handy chart! ;^)

Scholastica said...

Whoever wrote this clearly has no idea about Jews and hummus!

Rebecca said...

I like this idea of basing my religion on what foods I like. Is there a religion that just worships food? I would totally join that one.

Andrew S said...

Jews are "meh" about hummus?

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Scholastica and Andrew!!!

Yeah I thought about that too. I figure they mean that being meh about hummus is OK if you're Jewish, but it's a problem if you're Muslim. Either that or else this chart shouldn't be taken too seriously. ;^)

OTOH, I we're being picky, the Mormons ought to be in the polytheist category.

Hey Rebecca!!!

That would be the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. ;^)

Scholastica said...

So if you were going to design your own religion with its own Must Eat Dish and Taboo Food, what would it be?

I think I would have to go for Chicken Tikka Masala in category one and sweet pickles in category two!

mathmom said...

Apparently there is a big Israeli-Lebanese competition about hummus: (apologies for the link pasting =)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/babylonbeyond/2009/10/lebanon-300-chefs-smash-world-records-with-2-tons-of-hummus-3-tons-tabbouleh.html

C. L. Hanson said...

Hey Mathmom!!!

Haha, that's great! I love Lebanese food. :D